December 15, 2021

Ray Stevens: Oh my...it's Raining Cats and Dogs...

It's raining cats and dogs during the writing of this blog entry. That means I'll be spotlighting several Ray Stevens songs that have something to do with cats and dogs. You'd think that Ray would have recorded a comedy song called "Cats and Dogs" at some point but none such a song exists in his vast catalog. I know a lot of you know that Ray has recorded numerous songs about chickens...including a trio of recordings where he clucked out the entire performance as a chicken: "In the Mood" (1976), "Classical Cluck" (1976), and "Thus Cacked Henrietta" (1985). In addition to the chickens Ray has also sang about a wide range of creatures from rattlesnakes, to sidewinders, butterflies, pigs, and octopus...and I'll make the assumption that you also know that Ray has recorded even more songs about cats and dogs. One of his earliest comedy songs about dogs happens to be "Fred", from his 1984 comedy album, He Thinks He's Ray Stevens. From the pen of Lee Cheney "Fred" is about a dog that is described as near human. Ray tells us how the dog often takes turn doing the dishes, driving the truck to the grocery store, and is a master of checkers. One of the lines in the song tells us that Fred loves chasing cars, howling at the moon, and this leads to his hooking up with a female dog. It's got a twist ending so be waiting for it. 

In 1993 for his Classic Ray Stevens comedy album he recorded a song called "The Higher Education of Ole Blue". The story is rooted in southern folklore about how a dog is enrolled into college...and he apparently develops the ability to do extraordinary things...and one of those things is learning how to read and talk. The son of Ole Blue's owner, who's in college, is pulling a prank on his father...who keeps sending his son a lot of money because he thinks there's a college course that'll teach his hunting dog how to speak and read. So, weeks later, the son arrives without Ole Blue...and the son proceeds to tell the father what appears to be a far fetched story of the dog's death on the train ride home...but the father is relieved to hear this. Jerry Clower and other comedians rooted in the South have told stories of this scenario for years...and it was turned into a song by Buddy Kalb...and Ray recorded it in 1993. 

We bring in the cat...and one of Ray's wildest comedy songs starring a feline happens to be 2005's "Kitty Cat's Revenge" found on Box Set. Ray frantically tells the story of a cat that has to be rescued from a drainage pipe. In the song he plays a fireman called to the scene...and once he gets into the sewer pipe that's when the troubles arrive. In a series of unfortunate happenings he forgets how to get out of the pipe and as he's crawling around inside the pipe, in the dark, he makes a turn and slides 30 feet below into an awaiting pool of human waste. I love the frenetic vocal delivery and the banjo plucking away in the background...giving it a downhome, southern vibe. 


Staying with the feline we come across "The Cat Song", also from the 2005 Box Set. In this situation we go from Ray singing frantically about a cat in a sewage system to singing about a woman who talks romantic, sweet, and kind to her cat...infuriating the husband...leaving him to wonder why she doesn't talk to him the way she talks to the cat. Talk show host, Mark Steyn, recorded "The Cat Song" a decade later in 2015. On Mark's album the song has an alternate title, "She Only Talks That Way to the Cat". Another Ray Stevens cat song has a Christmas theme. "Claws (A Cat's Letter to Santa)" arrived in 2016 and it appears on Mary and Joseph and the Baby and Me. The song spotlights a cat's letter to Santa and in the letter he wants new claws for Christmas. His owner declawed him...and he wants Santa to bring him some claws for Christmas. The harmony singers provide a lot of meow vocalization against an up-tempo performance.

On Ray's current album, Ain't Nothin' Funny Anymore, Ray adds a new dog song to his catalog with "Old Dog". If you don't feel upbeat and find yourself smiling when you hear this song then I'd say you have no pulse...or you have ice in your veins...one or the other. 

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