Showing posts with label willard scott. Show all posts
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September 4, 2021

Ray Stevens: The Willard Scott comedy Song...

It's me again, Ray Stevens fans!! I was planning on putting this kind of a blog entry together at a later time today or sometime tomorrow but I decided to just go ahead and write it now since I'm already on my computer. I learned the news, within the last hour or so, that Willard Scott passed away (March 7, 1934 - September 4, 2021). 

Why am I discussing this in a Ray Stevens blog entry? If you look at the title of this blog entry you'll discover, in case you didn't know, that Ray recorded a comedy song about Willard Scott a number of years ago. The song isn't offensive or mean-spirited...but it uses irony and exaggeration to create a hilarious scenario. The song, "Cool Down Willard", originally appeared on the 1987 Ray Stevens comedy album, Crackin' Up. From the pen of Buddy Kalb the song details a household of women who've fallen in love with the Today Show weatherman. In the song Ray sings about how the wife, grandmother, and aunt have stopped daily activity due to their constant swooning and drooling over Willard. Ray tells us that the wife won't clean or cook because she's on the telephone all day talking about Willard and fawning over the clothes he wears, the flower in his lapel, and the wavy hairstyle in his toupee. Ray delivers a vocal impression of a grandmother who must be 100 years or older...given that Ray informs us that she hadn't been the same since Willard mentioned her birthday on national television. 

Willard Scott began doing weather reports on The Today Show beginning in 1980...the birthday greetings began in 1983. When "Cool Down Willard" was recorded in 1987 Willard Scott had become a massively popular personality in spite of lacking all of the so-called physical requirements. He had a downhome, folksy demeanor that had widespread appeal and he had some kind of magnetism or some sort of emotional connection to women, in particular, which was exaggerated in Ray's comedy song. Some elitists in the media were turned off by his folksy, less than urbane demeanor and I'm sure it baffled them as to how he became the most popular cast-member on The Today Show for more than 10 years. In the minds of elitists they see 'folksy and downhome' as 'dumb and ignorant'. Willard Scott was more than a television weather personality, though. He was an entertainer at heart. He had a very lengthy radio career in the Washington, D.C. area as one half of the duo, The Joy Boys. Willard often starred in local children's shows and played the Washington, D.C. area's Bozo the Clown for several years. Willard created the character, Ronald McDonald, and played the character in early television commercials. He accomplished these things several decades before stepping in front of the national spotlight in 1980 on The Today Show

When you listen to "Cool Down Willard" keep in mind that Willard didn't take himself seriously. I believe Ray actually performed this song on the set of The Today Show. I can't confirm that, though. I saw it in passing while reading commentary on the internet concerning this song. I assume that had Ray performed this on the set of The Today Show there would be footage of it somewhere, or photos from the appearance, and it would've emerged online years ago. "Cool Down Willard" wasn't released as an A-side single in 1987. Instead it was the B-side of "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?". 

Ray uploaded the audio clip of "Cool Down Willard" onto YouTube back on January 13, 2021. The play count for the audio clip is 7,616 as of this writing. There have been a couple of people sharing the audio clip on social media. I think it's the only song about Willard Scott?? Anyway, mainly because of that, there may be a surge in YouTube plays for this song in the hours to come as more people learn of Willard Scott passing away. 

January 14, 2021

Ray Stevens audio clip: "Cool Down Willard"...

One of the various comedy albums from Ray Stevens during the 1980's is an album called Crackin' Up. It's one of many entertaining comedy albums released by Ray and it's a song that should have been more well known considering the subject matter. The album, released in 1987, came on the heels of a single release earlier in the year, "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?". The single became a hit as it tapped into the televangelist scandals going on...but music industry stories of that time period, however, feature interviews with Ray where he notes that the song's writers, Chet Atkins and Margaret Archer, had been writing the song months before the televangelist scandals started popping up all over the country. The single's B-side, "Cool Down Willard", focuses on Willard Scott. When the song was recorded Willard was almost exclusively known as the weatherman on The Today Show. In addition to Willard's on-air banter with the show's hosts or the average people he seemingly picked at random to speak on television he was also known for wishing people aged 100 and older a happy birthday. 

Willard became popular, nationally, through these appearances. He'd been a local radio personality for more than a decade prior to joining The Today Show in 1980. He co-hosted a radio comedy series with Ed Walker called The Jolly Boys before becoming involved with The Today Show. "Cool Down Willard" highlights Willard's personality and the things that made him popular as seen through the eyes of a man who's fed up with the way Willard has disrupted his family life. In the song Ray plays the role of a man who feels threatened and he feels that Willard comes on too strong, is overly flirtatious, and has all the women in a heated frenzy. The family apparently lives on a farm...considering in one part of the song Ray lashes out at Willard because instead of the women helping out with the chores in the morning they're glued to the television waiting on the weather reports. It's a hilarious song...and since it's about Willard Scott one would think it would've found an audience on it's own in 1987 given that it was the B-side of "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?" but it never did. "Cool Down Willard" may find a much larger audience now...some 34 years later...since the audio's been uploaded onto Ray's official YouTube channel. 

June 9, 2011

Let's Discuss Ray Stevens, Part 30...

Inching closer to the three hundred thousand mark...the "Obama Budget Plan" video has gotten 261,185 unique views at the moment. Earlier this morning the Spirit of '76, the current CD from Ray Stevens, was ranked on Amazon's Top-20 Singer-Songwriter best-selling list. The CD's been featured on that list's Top-100 for a couple of weeks. Earlier today on Twitter it was mentioned that Ray hopes to have his much-anticipated Encyclopedia of Recorded Comedy Music finished at some point in July. My guess is a release date, should it be finished in July, will come at some point in August or September...perhaps later in the year. Although there's still the possibility that the collection will be released sooner rather than later once it's completed since it is a highly anticipated release among his fans and novelty song specialists in general.

One of the songs that Ray Stevens often performed in concert for years was "Sex Symbols". The song spoofed the unlikely but commercially successful duo of Willie Nelson and Julio. Ray doesn't vocally impersonate Willie but he does an impression of Julio in the recording. In performance Ray would use a dummy likeness of Julio and act like a ventriloquist. The Julio dummy makes a cameo appearance in Ray's music video of "The Blue Cyclone". "Sex Symbols" is one of the songs from Ray's 1987 album, Crackin' Up. The comedy album's biggest single was "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?" but the remainder of the album is just as good if not as topical as the Rolex song. The B-side of "Sex Symbols" is a very funny western story called "The Ballad of Cactus Pete and Lefty" where Ray tells the story of a drifter and his pet sidewinder, Lefty. Cactus Pete mentions a few celebrities throughout the song but there's nothing topical among the conversation. The song was made into an animated music video nearly 20 years later in 2006 and can be found on the DVD, Cartoon Carnival, Volume One.

As I mentioned in previous blog entries, Crackin' Up is the album that some (not all) music critics described as R-rated (believe it or not). Their criticism was largely built on "Sex Symbols", "Three Legged Man", and "Cool Down Willard". In the case of "Three Legged Man" you'll hear a comical story of a man who steals another man's wife...not only does he steal the guy's wife he also takes the man's peg leg in an effort to persuade the man not to run after them (it hilariously backfires). "Cool Down Willard" tells about an envious man whose annoyed by all of the attention the women in his family give to Willard Scott. This song is topical in places...as it makes mention of Willard being the weatherman on the Today show and reference is made to Willard's segment on saluting birthdays of those reaching 100 or above. The 1987 album also contains "Gourmet Restaurant" which became an animated music video from Ray in 2006, too.

One of the unusual aspects of Ray's catalog of songs is that a lot of them have since become music videos...years and in most cases decades after they were originally released in audio form. Ray rarely made music videos prior to 1992...in fact there were only two music videos released by Ray during the 1980's - the decade many cite as being the birth of the music video concept. Ray's first music video was "Santa Claus Is Watching You" from 1985...then a music video for "Surfin' U.S.S.R." came along in 1988. In 1990 he put out two music videos: one was "Sittin' Up With the Dead" and the other was "Help Me Make It Through the Night". The latter video received some nice exposure on the various video programs on The Nashville Network. Then, in 1992, Ray came out with Comedy Video Classics which incorporated the four previously released music videos and added four new ones: "Mississippi Squirrel Revival", "It's Me Again, Margaret", "The Streak", and "Everything Is Beautiful".

Ever since the direct-market release of Comedy Video Classics in 1992 and it's subsequent retail release late in 1993 Ray Stevens has become uniquely tied with comedy music videos. Ray was definitely a pioneer in the commercial viability of home video and his string of home video releases in the 1990's: Comedy Video Classics, Ray Stevens Live!, and Get Serious! were immensely successful throughout the bulk of the decade. I don't have the precise stats but Comedy Video Classics spent over a year on Billboard's home video chart. The collection couldn't chart in Billboard until it became available in retail stores and so after a year being sold exclusively on TV and in print advertisements (1992-1993) it became available for retail purchase in shopping stores across the country in late 1993. It spent the rest of 1993 and nearly all of 1994 among the Top-20 best selling home videos.

Around the time Comedy Video Classics hit retail stores in 1993 a new direct-market offer became available: Ray Stevens Live!. This concert video was taped at Ray's Branson, Missouri theater and it became a million selling home video, too. Available as a direct-market release originally (1993-1994) it hit retail stores in mid 1994 and it remained a top selling home video through the rest of 1994 and into 1995. In fact there were many weeks in mid '94 where Ray's two home video releases would flip-flop chart positions and compete against the other. In mid to late 1995 Ray came out with Get Serious! which is a direct-to-video movie. Within the movie there are music video insertions...ten music videos are interwoven throughout which help add to the movie's unique presentation. The movie is 1 hour, 50 minutes long and it satirizes political correctness by shining a light on it's toxic influence. Political correctness is basically an extension of progressive liberal Utopian beliefs where "everybody gets along and there's no fighting, screaming, shouting, or war". While in theory a Utopian existence is ideal but in practice it's artificial and not the way of nature and that's why those like myself oppose political correctness. Humans need to fight...they need to argue...they need to joke and have fun without the fear that a bystander isn't going to "be offended"...political correctness is censorship...and censorship is never a good thing.